Kill, Shag, Marry!

An alternative way of choosing who to vote for!

An Taoiseach, Simon Harris, has announced he will go to Áras an Uachtaráin this Friday to seek the dissolution of the 33rd Dáil Éireann. Setting the date for #GE24 on Friday 29th of November. As the general election gets hotter than Copper Face Jacks on the night after an all-Ireland final, the task of choosing the right candidates weighs heavily on every conscientious and not-so-conscientious voter. With so many personalities, ideologies, and campaign promises swirling around, like watching an Irish dancing competition, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed. But what if we approached our voting decisions with a playful Tull twist? Enter the political Kill, Shag, Marry game—the not-so-perfect and irreverent way to choose who deserves our precious scratch at the ballot box.

Kill: Ditching the Dealbreakers

In every election, certain candidates simply do not make the cut. The "Kill" choice in our political game exposes those dealbreakers—candidates whose policies, values, or ethics clash so violen…