Conor McGregor Announces Bid To Become Pope

Promises to expel all immigrants from the Vatican.

In a move that shocked absolutely no one paying attention to his recent trajectory, former UFC champion and professional provocateur Conor McGregor has declared his candidacy for the Papacy, vowing to bring his own version of the Holy Trinity to the throne of St Peter. A signature blend of holy fury, anti-immigration zeal, and self-promotion to the Vati…